Field Report

Like its 2016

I walked in to the venue expecting nothing but a shit sandwich

Always keep your expectations low and you may be surprised

Walked up to my buddy who goes out so much, he forgot what staying in is

He’s talking to this pretty little thing who’s middle name is trouble

She was a sweetheart though and I fell in love for a couple of minutes

We all got a round of drinks and shots

Before that my adrenaline was spiking as I remember times in the past where 3-4 nights a week were like this

Hands shaking with excitement

Could barely hold the shot

I said “Your wearing alo, the cunty lululemon”

A line I’ve used before

When you are introduced to a girl you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want

I had met her a year ago and said she needed to eat a cheeseburger

So this time I said “Your skinny.” she’s like “really?”

I’m like ya anorexic type shit

You got to have a half cocked smile on your face

She eats it up like the food she should

Filmed her in a impromptu moment on IG with the camera facing our way

Followed her today, doubt she follows back

All part of the game but it was a huge state boost

On top of that the bartender is a girl I know and she came up to me, hugged me and asked what I wanted to drink

Between my buddy and I it’s basically unlimited drinks and just tip

The Texans were playing and losing because that’s what they do

I could see people getting depressed in real time

I always had half a smile on

Not goofy like a clown

Self amused

Laughing inside at the absurdity of people

Liquor flowing

Snow in Houston always

Went to another bar and these two guys were roid raging about their “barrel” of whiskey

It’s an empty barrel you set a drink on…

They got possessive of these girls and I looked at one of the girls like wtf?

She just was like these guys are off something

She was dead sober drinking a topo chico

The one got all pissy at me for just standing there thinking I was going to take his barrel and girls

So I walked away

I had this cartel guy with me who said “I’m looking for a fight if you wanna go back up”

I said if you want

Instead I said “just come with me”

We walked over, cartel guy said nothing

I defused the dude and all of a sudden we were like best friends

This also brought up old memories of defusing the dudes

So while he was now fine I started chatting with the girl I liked

Got her number and am actually texting her rn

Meeting the girls is great at the venues but if you don’t get some form of contact how tf are you supposed to contact them again?

Can’t get them all of course

Overtime though you should know a lot of the girls who work there or frequent the place

Girls should come up and hug you

Not the other way around

A cold approach should be something you both experience like the roid raging guy

The rest will be introductions if you have been following me for a while

You can always chat whoever you want up

There aren’t any rules

I just will talk to dudes and be like “what’s up playboy”

Or be like “What’s up big boss?”

If people come up to you and dap you up

Assume you know them

Assume you know everyone

You meet a lot of people fast and people remember you even months off the scene who you met once

The ball rolls fast in that world

I hadn’t been out for two months felt like I had been there the day before

I still think that type of socializing especially when it goes so well, is the most addicting thing in the world

I used to chase that feeling every week multiple times

I couldn’t get enough

Now I relish in it once a month

I figure out the best days or nights to go out

Expect nothing and generally something fun happens

Once everyone starts getting too drunk or nothing is happening

I Irish exit outta there

To a waiting Uber Black literally straight outside

Vanish into the night

Kissing it goodbye knowing that it won’t ever be like it was every week

But I don’t need it every week anymore

Once a month is fine by me

I can hardly see this as I type and I won’t be editing it much

Bad sleep and boozing all day will do that

One of the reasons I like it just once a month now

The day is gorgeous today here in Texas

I’m going to go enjoy it

Hope everyone has a good week,

-BTSC